Monday, October 23, 2006

Exodus: no bible here

Tips that don't fit in the jar:

It's a shitty thing. You get into work at an hour when guys are just trying to tame their morning boner so that means you leave after you've put in your eight hours, right? But 4pm is such an improbable hour that you always feel like you're on the receiving end of suspicious sideways glances and internal explosions of indignant disbelief. So what do you do?

You start to leave your satchel at home.
You leave your winter coat hanging in the closet by the door.

So when you're ready to leave, it'll be just like you're going to the bathroom to take a piss. Nobody looks at you funny because nobody knows better.

It works.

At least something does.

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